Duality

Recent conversation between Quad and myself regarding Final Fantasy Tactics for the PS1

Quadoshock: FF Tactics Advance <<< Tactics Ogre GBA

Xero: Yes, but FF Tactics >> all of them

Quadoshock: Tactics Ogre SNES/PSX =)

Xero: Nope, not as good.

Quadoshock: You never played Tactics Ogre for SNES!!!! =(

Xero: Must I remind you that Cloud is a secret character in FF Tactics? And as the greatest FF Character of all time (greatest hero, that is), it puts FFT on top. Last time I checked, he wasn’t in any ogre games ;-)

Quadoshock: You know as well as I do that the shorter the shorts, the better the FF character. Which puts the FFXII girl and X-2 Yuna at the top =)
Quadoshock: Since Cloud wears pants, he’s way down there ;-)

Xero: But you’re only half right! The ’shorter the shorts’ only works for female FF characters. For male, the bigger the sword (or in some cases, the bigger the hair), the better the male FF character. Which puts Cloud up at the top…in both categories, I believe ;-)

Quadoshock: But female >>> male ;-)
Quadoshock: And FFXII girl has shorts so short, I’m not sure if they can even be called shorts ;-)

Xero: True, but I don’t recall ever hearing about short short wearing ogres ;-)
Xero: hence FF >> Ogre ;-)

Quadoshock: There are 1337 n3kk1d Ogres man ;-)
Quadoshock: That’s like negative shorts

Xero: hahahahaha