Duality

So while I was thinking about considering to possible attempt to start to get ready to write this paper of mine, a friend of mine IM’d me and…well…hilarity ensued. It was too good a conversation, that I just couldn’t not post it for all of you to share. Enjoy! (Names have been changed to protect the innocent…or not so innocent)

R: ahoy hoy!

Xero: eek!

R: hahaha

Xero: hahaha

R: ok well that signals bedtime
R: nite nite

Xero: hahaha…that was quick
Xero: hi, then nothing, then bye?
Xero: i feel so…used

R: what?
R: i left the money on the dresser!

Xero: …*sniff*…its just not the same. i thought you’ld understand! *runs out crying*

R: god u always wanna cuddle afterwards
R: i hate that crap!
R: >(!

Xero: *sniff*

R: haha
R: well i found a new man now!

Xero: fine! well i dont need you! In fact, I’ve been sleeping with the senator this whole time!

R: ha i knew it!
R: cheating bitch!
R: *takes back money*
R: and im taking all the twinkies too!

Xero: *gasp* no! not my babies!

R: *munches frantically on twinkies*
R: ha ha!
R: take that!

Xero: NOOO!!! FRANKIE!!!!

R: *steps on empty box*
R: *runs away cackling*

Xero: ….you’ve made quite the enemy today…you shall rue this day! yes! start rueing!!

R: pfft
R: *pees in corner*
R: thats so u dont forget!!

Xero: *glares*

R: anyway

Xero: hahaha

R: nite nite for reals
R: and i didnt crush all of them

Xero: ‘night ;)

R: i saved this one for you!
R: *holds out*
R: *as xero reaches for it*

Xero: *gasp*…margret!

R: *squashes in hand*
R: ha ha!

Xero: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…………………………….

R: hahahaha
R: hahahahaahahah
R: *excellent!*
R: *puff of smoke*
R: *gone*
R signed off at 11:51:49 PM.

And not so long after that, another friend of mine IM’d me. The following is the entire conversation. This is mostly an inside joke, but another perfect example of how me and my friends work. Randomly.

P: lol….mikes mom

Xero: hahahaha
Xero: such a whore

P: totally